Me: I'll probably just get the cheap version of the perfume. I don't really care about a metal...
Gaga: But it's my baby.
Me: I don't have the money...
Gaga: But it's my masterpiece.
Me: I can't afford...
Gaga: But it has a metal cap.
Me: I...
Gaga: Metal.
Me: No...
Gaga: Not plastic.
Me: Fine, I'll buy it and I just won't eat this week.
