Posts tagged nicki minaj.
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
“With help from her stylist Nicola Formichetti (himself half-Japanese), Gaga’s bleeding-edge wardrobe choices have launched one Japanese designer after another into the global consciousness. And unlike some foreign celebs who “borrow” Japanese ideas and claim them as their own, Lady Gaga has always been vocal and proud of her support for Japanese designers.”
My fave’s career:
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Did y’all know Nicki was one of Gaga’s backup dancers during her Monster Hall performances in Sydney?
“Ah, it felt like I was being torn apart limb by limb, but I’m glad you guys love the new songs. Thank you for supporting me.” - Lady Gaga when her music leaks
“WTF, BARBZ? You guys are so fucking ratchet. I am done with this shit. You can’t appreciate anything I do. I’m deleting my Twitter, I can’t take this anymore.” - Nicki Minaj when her music leaks
2011: Nicki Minaj hires Lady Gaga’s ex choreographer and creative director, Laurieann Baboon.
2011: Nicki Minaj hires Lady Gaga’s famed producer, RedOne.
2012: Nicki Minaj begins to do everything Gaga did in 2012.
“The comparisons don’t offend me, but they do irk me. We are nothing alike and we are in two totally different lanes.”
Sounds legit.
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The best part about this is that it all sounds like Nicki Minaj.
That’s it. That’s the joke.
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Plays: 710
Artist: Madonna
Song: I Don't Give A (feat. Nicki Minaj)
Album: MDNA Deluxe Edition
Plays: 710
Madonna - I Don’t Give A (Feat. Nicki Minaj)
NICKI MINAJ MISTAKEN FOR A PIECE OF PLASTIC ON MUSIC VIDEO SHOOT
Rap star Nicki Minaj found herself in hot water yesterday after being mistaken for a plastic bag.
The curvy songstress was in Hawaii shooting the beach-themed music video for her new single “Starships” when a group of environmentalists confused her for plastic waste and tried to remove her from the shore.
“We go out on cleanups once a week,” said Honolulu resident Eileen Jenson, head of the HMAPW (Hawaiian Moms Against Plastic Waste) environmental group.
“Plastic waste in the ocean can unleash harmful chemicals into the water, and it can trap fish and other marine life,” a concerned Eileen continued. “So we do our bit to keep the local beaches clean and safe.”
But what Eileen never expected to find was a pop star in the place of a plastic bag.
“I noticed what looked like a huge hunk of plastic bags and trash covered in green seaweed on the shore, so I headed over to remove it with the other moms,” she said. “We tried to drag it away to throw it in the recycling bin where it belongs, but it started moving and making weird noises. We were worried that perhaps a baby whale was trapped underneath all the rubbish.”
Eileen and the rest of HMAPW were quickly stopped by Minaj’s security, who explained that the plastic wasn’t actually rubbish, but a chart-topping Hip-Hop queen.
“We all had a good laugh over it then,” chuckled Eileen, who admitted that she’d never heard of the star. “Nicole was very nice about it all, and even said that this wasn’t the first time this has happened to her.”
After getting the star’s autograph for her daughter, Eileen and the rest of the moms left to continue the rest of their cleanup for the day.
“I guess I’ll think twice before cleaning up trash in the future!”
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My name is Anthony, and I'm a pierced and tattooed twenty-something from the midwest. Currently, my main interests are pop culture, Lady Gaga, Rick Genest, Louis Tomlinson, and Robert Pattinson. When I find the strength to pull myself away from the computer, I enjoy sleeping, eating, and spending time with my nephew.
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