It’s funny, because if you go to any Madonna fan blogs on Tumblr, you’ll see dozens of posts dedicated to why Gaga sucks and why Madonna is the Queen. If you go to any Madonna fan Twitter pages, you’ll see dozens of tweets dedicated to why Gaga is an ugly “dyke-whore-tranny” and how she killed Jamey Rodemeyer. Yet for some reason, all of that is okay because “Madonna is the Queen of Pop and is original, unlike tranny-copycat-whore Gaga.”

If you’re going to dish the hate, make sure you can take the hate as well. Aren’t most of Madonna’s fans over the age of 30? You’d think they would have grown up by then.

But hey, let’s look at this situation from a different perspective. We all know Madonna always has a reason for doing what she does, so maybe this is Madonna’s way of passing the torch to Gaga since Britney contracted Down’s Syndrome and failed to live up to her legacy.

The best thing about all of this drama is that Gaga will say absolutely nothing, which is the truest and highest form of shade.　

I don’t understand rimming. Why would you lick someone’s asshole?

OMFG, how is Madonna going to bully Gaga during one of her performances and then turn around and have an interlude that is supposed to raise bully awareness by featuring bully victims who have committed suicide?

KILL THE BITCH.

If the rumors about Madonna doing a Born This Way/Express Yourself/She’s Not Me mashup to “diss” Gaga during her tour are true, Monsters shouldn’t get upset. No, Monsters should take it as a compliment that the self-proclaimed “Queen of Pop” is so fucking bitter over some bitch who’s been in the game for four years, that she has to publicly shame said bitch in order to get people to talk about her.

And sure, if Madonna uses “Born This Way” then that means Gaga gave Madonna permission to use it. But you know what else, that also means that Gaga is so unbothered by Madonna’s pettiness that she was literally like, “Here’s my song. I don’t care if you use it to diss me in front of millions of people.”

Please excuse me as I revert back to 2010 Anthagio by being a cynical cunt about Madonna’s newest philanthropic “cause”.

How are you, Madonna, going to pick up an anti-bullying cause for your new MDNA Tour when you have one of the most famous reputations in the music business for being a giant bitch to, well, everyone? How are you, Madonna, going to pick up an anti-bullying cause for your new MDNA Tour when you have collaborated with Nicki Minaj, who has collaborated with homophobes, has used homophobic language, and is constantly bullying other artists in her lyrics?

I know you desperately want to appeal to the Gaga generation, but it’s honestly a lost cause at this point. Fourteen and fifteen year old bully victims are not going to be moved by your contrived sense of self-importance because you do not possess one compassionate bone in your brittle ol’ body.

You’re better off just going back to advocating for AIDS, because then at least your fans will benefit.

I love that Madonna is going to use “Born This Way” on her tour because that means that Gaga is getting a check each and every time Madonna uses her song. ”Born This Way” is an “Express Yourself” “rip off”, yet Madonna will be the one paying Gaga.

Who’s the Queen? Gaga, imo.

When Madonna kisses people, their careers end.

When Gaga kisses people, they die.

Top that, Madge.