I wasn’t even paying attention the entire time because I was busy recording everything to post for you guys.
That’s how dedicated I am.
I live for the applause.
Download the audio here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/isvg22faf9b1b5r/SWINEFEST.zip
"Applause was designed to bemuse and confuse until it explodes into a chorus that reminds us why we love pop music."
OKAY, BUT THAT’S THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF THE SONG, GAGA.
Gaga’s literally like, “let me see how naked I can get without being censored” and it’s so fucking empowering. I don’t even have self esteem issues most of the time but seeing her so confident in nothing but a thong and shell pasties makes me feel like I need to be running around in a thong and shell pasties.
Gaga went up to One Direction and was like, “I don’t want to be in that room anymore because they booed you.”
Literal Mother Teresa.