Posts tagged katy perry.
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
Wait, hold on a minute, Ms. Perry.
In 2011, you went on a world tour, managed to obtain five massive #1 singles, put your name on several brands, and scored several lucrative endorsement deals, and you still didn’t manage to make more money than Gaga, who did nothing but spend money traveling around the world to promote her album…
How?
“How To Be Goth” by Katy Perry
Wear black.
My fave’s career:
Your fave’s career:
Alright, I’m getting kind of scared of Katy Perry. It has gotten to the point where she is literally copying Gaga’s interviews and quotes now. I’m afraid that she’s going to butcher Gaga and have Jeremy Scott create a full bodysuit out of Gaga’s skin just so she can BE Gaga in her next video.
“I’m tired of the fame and I don’t like the attention,” Katy Perry says as she dyes her hair orange and puts on a dress made of cotton candy and whipped cream.
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And that’s how Katy Perry died.
You’d think someone with a record amount of #1s would be comfortable enough with their success that they wouldn’t need to shade someone in any way, shape, or form. You’d think they’d remain classy about making comparisons, right? It’s like she thinks because she has 80 #1s, she’s better than everyone else and can say what she wants. Newsflash bitch, there is something seriously wrong with your career when your album spawned 6 #1 singles and still couldn’t outsell someone’s album during their “flop era”.
I don’t know, you have seven #1 singles yet no Grammy Awards and you haven’t even pushed 10,000,000 albums worldwide.
You shade yourself every day by living.
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Artist: Katy Perry
Song: Wide Awake
Album: Teenage Dream: The Complete Collection
Plays: 2,537
Katy Perry - Wide Awake
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My name is Anthony, and I'm a pierced and tattooed twenty-something from the midwest. Currently, my main interests are pop culture, Lady Gaga, Rick Genest, Louis Tomlinson, and Robert Pattinson. When I find the strength to pull myself away from the computer, I enjoy sleeping, eating, and spending time with my nephew.
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