Posts tagged jfc.

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

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Is that his wife in the background thinking, “Why isn’t he kissing me?”

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Dear Gaga fans,

Stop killing yourselves.

Sincerely, me.

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That awkward moment when a stupid ho puts out a song titled ‘Stupid Hoe’.

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panduhbandit:

She laughs at His Jokes (Full House) 

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kevinless:

paintitallblack:

who poses for a camera like this?

Apparently you??????

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Death @ Obama calling Gaga the “leader of the HRC” and saying he was intimidated by her because she was 8-foot-tall.

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How the people of Tumblr ruin a perfectly good photo.

OMG, a new Gaga photo, it’s so cool!

Let’s make an edit!

And another…

We can’t forget about black and white. That adds a whole new dimension to the photo.

Let’s crop the original edit to make a brand new photo.

Don’t forget to add a watermark.

Now let’s crop the black and white photo.

A little more cropping…

More…

Let’s make an edgy, artistic edit!

Now just the eyes because they’re SO fierce.

Now just the shoulders ‘cause they’re so horny.

Let’s blacken out the eyes for a goth feel!

Let’s blacken out her entire face for an even gothier feel.

We can’t forget about flipping the photo upside down. It adds a whole new look.

And don’t forget to turn a STILL photo into an animation because Tumblr loves GIFs.

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Gaga being at an Obama fundraiser ≠ talking to Obama about your dumb video.

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mairacomacentonoiplz:

YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL.

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gagastolemyurl:

visualscott is an attention whore and if you have ‘haus’ in your name, hausofjamey, you deserve to be made fun of xoxo

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When 15-year-olds get engaged.

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