“I like crazy people who don’t give a fuck.” - Robert Pattinson

My nephew’s beginning to speak in full setences.

Him: Hi, bubby, what are you doing?

Me: Makin’ food.

Him: You’re making food?

Me: Yeah.

Him: I’m going to go get on your computer.

He doesn’t say the words completely, if you know what I mean, but you can understand him. Ugh, he’s two! :’)

I’m listening to Gaga’s old, unreleased music. It’s all love songs about Luc and I’m pretending they’re my songs about Robert Pattinson.

wannabebritish:

Rob: I hope this doesn’t embarrass him. But my dad loves sending me these emails, which I love getting. And I got one of them the other day. I’m sorry to do this. But I thought it was so sweet. And he always phrases these emails like, in a very formal way. He said:
“Dear Rob,
I’ve been thinking about gestures. And a good one in my opinion is to kiss a lady’s hand. It’s very romantic and refined. Offer a hand, ostensibly to shake, and then the kiss. I impressed your mother that way.”

wannabebritish:

Rob: I hope this doesn’t embarrass him. But my dad loves sending me these emails, which I love getting. And I got one of them the other day. I’m sorry to do this. But I thought it was so sweet. And he always phrases these emails like, in a very formal way. He said:

“Dear Rob,

I’ve been thinking about gestures. And a good one in my opinion is to kiss a lady’s hand. It’s very romantic and refined. Offer a hand, ostensibly to shake, and then the kiss. I impressed your mother that way.”