I suppose this is what we Gaga fans get for making fun of Xtine.

Britney Spears fans in 2011: OMG, FLOPTINA!!! Reality shows are for hasbeens and washed up flops who need help paying their bills.

Britney Spears fans in 2012: OMFG!!!! XFACTORNEY!!! FINALLY XFACTOR ISN’T GOING TO BE BORING. Britney is going to slay X Factor!!! HAHAH $15,000,000 contract. SLAYING QUEEN OF POP.

Photo one: How to wear studded panties.

Photo two: How not to wear studded man briefs.

Photo three: How not to wear a studded diaper.

I wonder if Rick Perry feels how Christina felt after “Bionic” flopped.