Plays: 284,167
Song: Diamonds (Acoustic)
Artist: Rihanna
Album: Unplugged
Rihanna - Diamonds (Acoustic)
She should try playing without her prerecorded voice over.
Plays: 7,797
Song: What Now
Artist: Rihanna
Album: Unapologetic
What Now - Rihanna
I don’t really like Rihanna, but the girl’s a victim who has no clue what she’s doing. We’ve seen it all before: the battered woman running back to her abuser because she finds a way to blame herself and justify what her abuser did. What do you guys expect? Her label is constantly pushing her to work, she is constantly traveling, and has had virtually no time to recover and get her head straight.
Honestly, if you’re a real Rihanna fan, you would want nothing more than for her to go away for a very, very long time so that she can find herself, grow up, and get her shit together.
She might not get lucky next time Chris gets mad and decides he wants to try and kill her.
If you go to Google and type in “Insert popstar’s name’s awards”, it’ll give you a short list of their most important awards…
Gaga with her Grammy:
Rihanna with her Grammy:
Katy Perry with her People’s Choice Award:
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!
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