So Madonna reached out to Gaga and asked her to come perform with her at Yankee Stadium.
Gaga declined because she’s on tour.
Gaga said they should perform and donate all the money to charity.
Not with Gaga taking Madonna’s thirst for headlines and relevancy and turning it into a way to help others.
Mother Teresa of our generation.
I feel like the jokes write themselves with this one.
Did your latest album flop? Are your singles not selling like they used to? Is no one paying attention to your gimmicks anymore? Well, I have a solution for you, just insult Lady Gaga.
If that fails, show your breasts on stage.
If that fails, insult Lady Gaga again.
If that fails, well, I don’t know because I’m running out of ideas. Maybe try moving on with your life?
I suppose when your fave has been reduced to a nostalgia touring act, you have to continuously make sure their name is connected to someone relevant in order to keep people caring.
And I said, “Wait a minute, didn’t Lady Gaga already do that to her?”
David Letterman says what we are all thinking.
In 1989, Madonna released “Like a Prayer” using religious symbolism and imagery - it caused worldwide outrage. In 2011, Lady Gaga released “Judas” using religious symbolism and imagery - no one cared.
In 2011, Lady Gaga released “Born This Way” - it went on to inspire millions and become her most important effort to date. In 2012, Madonna released “MDNA” - no one cared.
How embarrassing. I hope by the time I’m 35+, I’ll have grown out of my pathetic stanning phase. I would expect something like this from a young Gaga fan, but not middle-aged men.
