Posts tagged Lady Gaga.

it’s so weird how much she trusts us. like, someone could have laced that jacket with anthrax and she is just like *SHOVES INTO FACE*.

I’ve come to the realization that while Madonna’s lil’ “mashup” is in fact shade, it’s also Madonna’s way of saying she accepts Gaga. If Madonna didn’t like Gaga, she would flat out say she didn’t like Gaga (I would rather kill myself than be Mariah Carey). I don’t know a lot about Madonna, but I do know that she is not a coward and would not hide behind petty shade. She is doing the mashup to let people know that she doesn’t give a fuck and that there is no beef between her and Gaga. The reason she’s doing it the way she’s doing it is because she knows that people love drama. Her whole career has revolved around drama and she knows that drama would garner her more attention than if she were to just be like, “Oh, I love Gaga.” You are dumb to think that Madonna would dedicate an entire act of her record-breaking tour to someone she doesn’t like. She is passing the crown and she knows exactly what she’s doing.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!

Don’t mind me as I rant about why Gaga’s career is going to end if she doesn’t do something soon…

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It’s funny, because if you go to any Madonna fan blogs on Tumblr, you’ll see dozens of posts dedicated to why Gaga sucks and why Madonna is the Queen. If you go to any Madonna fan Twitter pages, you’ll see dozens of tweets dedicated to why Gaga is an ugly “dyke-whore-tranny” and how she killed Jamey Rodemeyer. Yet for some reason, all of that is okay because “Madonna is the Queen of Pop and is original, unlike tranny-copycat-whore Gaga.”

If you’re going to dish the hate, make sure you can take the hate as well. Aren’t most of Madonna’s fans over the age of 30? You’d think they would have grown up by then.

But hey, let’s look at this situation from a different perspective. We all know Madonna always has a reason for doing what she does, so maybe this is Madonna’s way of passing the torch to Gaga since Britney contracted Down’s Syndrome and failed to live up to her legacy.