Your fave at a Rolling Stones concert:

My fave at a Rolling Stones concert:

Your fave at a Rolling Stones concert:

My fave at a Rolling Stones concert:

If you go to Google and type in “Insert popstar’s name’s awards”, it’ll give you a short list of their most important awards…
Gaga with her Grammy:

Rihanna with her Grammy:

Katy Perry with her People’s Choice Award:

Let’s all just take a moment to appreciate Katy’s team not recognizing Gaga’s subtle shade and allowing it to be put into Katy’s movie.
“I am really happy for you, you just can’t see it.”

“I’m smiling, you just can’t see it.”

“No really, I’m jumping for joy, you just can’t see it.”

“I cannot see my haters.”
For someone who wasn’t allowed to partake in the enjoyment of secular entertainment as a child, Katy Perry sure does possess a suspiciously large amount of knowledge about said secular entertainment.
It’s almost as if she’s, wait for it, told what to say when asked about why she creates what she creates.
Whenever someone puts out generic-sounding music, people are always like, “That sounds like Katy Perry!”
Katy Perry has become the definition of “generic-sounding music”.