Fans: Gaga, we want The Fame Monster back!
SHOWstudio: Here's a new Monster Ball interlude from The Fame Monster Era.
Fans: Ew no, wtf is this mess? We want ARTPOP news.
Gaga: Here's some news about an ARTPOP documentary I'm doing.
Fans: Ew no, wtf we want some other type of news.
Gaga: *stays away from the Internet*
Fans: Why doesn't Gaga care about us anymore? She's changed.