what slaves did gaga free? — Anonymous
Though you may know her as “Lady Gaga”, her real name is actually Gaybraham Lincoln. In 2008, she courageously freed Rihanna, Britney, and Christina fans from the slavery that was their faves’ dreaded, monotonous, and flopping careers. For years before Gaybraham stepped up to fight against inequality, pop slaves were inundated with unfairly lipsynced performances and were constantly plagued with dated, boring pop songs about “seeking amy”, “kissing girls”, and “not being yourself tonight”.
It is thanks to the brave actions of Gaybraham Lincoln that the history of pop freedom changed forever.
