January 2012
Jan 1st
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Dear Nicki Minaj, Gimmicky costumes and gimmicks in general only work if you have talent. Sincerely, Me
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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I want to tweet about Twitter being down, but I can’t tweet about Twitter being down because Twitter is down.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Add “keep your husband” to the list of things five #1 singles can’t help you do.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dear Gaga fans, Stop killing yourselves. Sincerely, me.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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I feel like Gaga’s the top in her relationships. I just don’t see her being submissive in any way. But how does that work? Does she hump her boyf’s butt with her vag? Instead of power bottom, is it power pussy? IDG how straight sex works.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
406 notes
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An estimated 1,000,000,000 people worldwide will be tuning in to watch as Gaga presses the button to drop the ball on NYE. That bitch better wear a shirt that says “BUY MARRY THE NIGHT ON ITUNES NOW!”
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I don't understand how you can "expose" someone...
From the very beginning, I’ve never held anything back and I always talk about who I am, what I do, what I like, and what I believe in. I’ve shared personal stories about my family dysfunction, my family members dying, my nephew, my school life, my personal life, so I don’t get it. You can’t expose someone who has already exposed themselves. Am I supposed to be upset that...
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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You want to know what’s really upsetting? The ‘Speechless’ demo that leaked was the version Gaga played for her father in order to persuade him into getting his heart surgery. That version of the song was never meant to be heard by the public and is something Gaga holds dear to her heart.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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20 Years From Now:
Husband: Why do you have a blog with pages and pages of my face?
Me: Honey, that was before we got married.
Dec 28th
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sometimes i want to post scat porn onto lxg just to freak everyone out. right now is one of those times.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Anonymous asked: If people were born gay they wouldnt need a reproductive system.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Do these 14, 15, 16, and 17 year olds not get just how serious posting nude pictures of themselves for the Internet to see is?
Dec 27th
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twinks. twinks everywhere. make them stop. put your penis back in your underwear.
Dec 27th
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Anonymous asked: 6 favorite sexy celebrities (guys)
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: christina and britney might have failed slaying gaga in the charts but she has not gone head to head with the REAL queen of pop and the woman she wants to be and copies so badly, madonna in the charts yet, good luck! ;) and haha i love that merry the night is flopping
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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niggers: africans: i go 2 search my tag and all i see is a bunch of black ppl wat is that dude same
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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